Dec 06 2008
Ben Cohen’s People Who Should Go Away–Great Idea!
Ben Cohen’s The Daily Banter recently published Ten Republicans Who Should Go Away, followed by Ten Democrats Who Should Go Away. I smiled through both. I must say: Ben, I could not agree more!
The Democratic Party list included Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and Joe Lieberman—twice. Yes, Joe Lieberman was on the list twice for “being such a d***head”. Well, sometimes the Truth hurts. Yes, that was a capital T Truth. Everything said about Lieberman on both counts is so overdue.
The Republican Party list was like…well it was good. Really good. Leading off with William Kristol, does-not-know-where-the-door is Sarah Palin, that vile Michelle Malkin who Cohen actually calls the “female version of Bill O’Reilly”, and yes, Bill O himself.
My only objection to this list was its ten-person limit. I thought there were two glaring omissions: Karl Rove and Ann Coulter. I did consider the possibility that Coulter has been rather silent of late–something about her jaw being wired shut… As for Rover, I guess the Bush Legacygate Gig keeps him hopping. Karl would never miss an opportunity to sell the American people just one more load of crap. Good luck with that one, Karl!
And Ben Cohen: What great lists you have… Keep ‘em coming!
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It would have been cool to see Robert Byrd and Chuck Rangel on the Dems list. And it’s going to take quite a bit to convince me that Tweety is a Democrat as well.
There are sooooo many Pubs that need to go away it’s sickening, but a couple more that should be added to the short list would be John Boehner, Steve Schmidt, and Eric Cantor. And Michele Bachman. She needs to get back in her spaceship and go home to planet Wingnut.
Ya know what, maybe I’ll just have to come up with my own list…
Nice! Michele Bachmann should go on that list too, for the GOP.
Ugh, you know it has been nice not seeing Coulter’s face popping up lately. I think America has gotten over her and people don’t pay attention to her anymore. What a wingnut.
What a great list. The description of Cheney is the most perfect, succinct description of this amorphous, fat, disgusting man. Kristol, the former Quayle’s brain fame, is consistently wrong, yet still has a job on Fox, the New York Times and the National Review. How bizarre. LIEberman is maybe the worst, however. He sucks the breast of anyone in the neighborhood and has absolutely no soul. His daughter should be sent to Iraq immediately and he and Hadassah can see how others feel when their children are made to go to war for repeated tours. The only one missing on the Democrats list is the idiot Schumer and probably Feinstein. Schumer said Mukasey would be an effective AG. Not so! Thanks Chuck! Feinstein’s husband has made millions over the war. Thanks Diane for voting for the war! How are the profits??
Malkin is not the female version of O’Reilly. She is the partially-human version of Coulter (whose not human at all, i suspect).
Who is this Michelle Bachman? I’ve heard about her but don’t know her or what she does.
Have a tall glass of lemonade on me my friend,
http://newsday.today.com/2008/12/10/when-todaycom-gives-you-lemons/
Hey, K! I nominated you for an award on my blog!
Thanks much for lemonizing my blog. About your “People Who Should Go Away” blog, I am an Independant Capitalist. Am I the only one on the planet?